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Cruise Ship Survival - Pg # 1

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These 17 pages are packed with helpful information on the 'HOW TO's' of taking a ship cruise. Must reading for the traveler that is unfamiliar with the 'ins and outs' of cruise ship tours.

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Preface

An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.

They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat.

It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 please advise."

The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."

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	Cruise Ship Survival - Pg # 1 These are informative, helpful, and inexpensive - Order today To view details and access the [Order] buttons click on the thumbnail pictures. Here is the guide book that may save you grief and money on your next travel adventure. These 17 pages are packed with helpful information on the 'HOW TO's' of taking a ship cruise. Must reading for the traveler that is unfamiliar with the 'ins and outs' of cruise ship tours. [ Order your Copy for only $2.95] Page # 1 . Preface An elderly couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 please advise." The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap." .<<<< Back to last page...OR...Continue to Page # 2 >>>> Note: When ordering the .PDF copy you will receive an e-mail that contains the .PDF within one to two days of ordering via Paypal; the .PDF contains a full index (the italic print in the shown text) and a fully Hyperlinked TOC, Table of Contents. The version shown on this site is a version that is not updated to the latest information, whereas the .PDF file may contain many updates and illustrations, and therefore from one to several more pages of valuable information.














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